Thursday, December 30, 2010

Name: Experience

Thats the name I was given. Ill give you three guesses as to why origin gave me that code name. Was it because I'm the Senior of the crew? Hell no, in fact I'm probably the youngest member on board. Was it because I Travel a lot? Well, I do travel, there is no lie there. However, that is not why i was given the name. Was it because i was the first one to lose my virginity? Ok, now you're not even trying.

Its because I'm the only member of this organization so far that has Seen Him. Yeah, thats right, the Slender man. He follows me around wherever I go. I'm the guy who does the field work. They tell me to observe a specific aspect of him, to try something and see the response He gives, and I have One day to do it.

Let me explain. Hopefully this will help our new reader, Mr. Locke, as well. I started seeing him a couple of years ago. Now, I was already reading a couple of slenderblogs. watching Marble Hornets. Keeping up with the Hybrids, So when I saw a overly tall man with no face wearing a suit, I didn't jump to the most insane conclusion that it was just some little prankster. I Knew my life was getting ready to change for the worse.

However, that does not mean I was prepared.

The first thing I decided to do was to get on the road. You can thank M for that. He seemed to be the most lucid victim who has had the longest life span so far, so he must be doing something right. However, I didn;t know how much of a bitch it was going to be to go from city to city with no resources what so ever. I just told my relatives that I was traveling to see the world. They tried to dissuade me but finally gave in. They gave me a little starting money So for the first few weeks I was able to get motel rooms, some food, I was able to survive. And, when he finally appeared again, I just skipped town. Headed south, west, north, it didnt matter, I just picked a road and got on it. However, that was when the voices started.

This is where I can get some help in for mr. Locke. DON'T listen to the voices. They arent what the claim to be. They arent the Slenderman, they arent some savior sent to guide you, they are just you. You see, As humans who live on this plane of existance, this universe, or this dimension, we are accustomed by the laws of where we live. Gravity, Physics, Science, they all work a certain way and they govern us. It is only though understanding these laws that we make sense of what we see. However, the laws of our existance go deeper than that. How we travel, how time works, how EVERYTHING happens is governed by the laws of existence. Our Minds can only process information on the bases of those laws. Thats how we percieve the world.

However, when we perceive information through our senses that doesn't correspond with the laws of our existence, our mind will still try to make sense of it through those laws. You see, the slenderman doesnt work in a way that we can comprehend. That doesnt mean he is above us, a higher being, or a god. He is just Different. The most different kind of different. When you see the slenderman move, operate, or are just near him and your sense pick up a smell that just couldnt exist, your eyes see a Fourth primary color, and your mind cant handle the idea of something that different. So it justifies it, tries to make sense of it. It portrays what your experience as magic, telepathy, a demon, ect. It differs from person to person. The voices that your hearing are just a construct of your mind TRYING to justify the impossible existance of the slenderman. Your brain is seeing that 2+2=3, and it cant stand it.

The worst thing that can happen is multiple personality disorder. Your brain will simply section off an area to store all the "Junk data" of the slender-man. All the rules that dont make sense, how it moves, what it does, are all partitioned to a certain area of the brain and that area developed its own personality. It is that sub-personalities job to deal with the impossibleness of the slenderman, which drives it insane. You are basically seeing an eldritch abomination, Go read up on the cuthullu mythos and you will begging to understand it better. Those books explain the idea of what the impossible can do to a mind way better than I can.

The most I can tell you to do is to try your hardest to just understand and accept that what the slenderman is is impossible. DO NOT TRY TO RATIONALIZE HIM. the more you try to make sense of him the more pressure you put on your mind. And that means that your mind will be easier to crack.

This was probably hard to understand, hell it was hard to explain. It all probably sounds like the babbling of a scatterbrain. Mostly because it is, but try to get something out of it.

...anyway, I got off topic. This blog is too long as it is. Ill continue my personal background experiences in a later post. Just remember locke, I got rid of the voices. I met origin and he told me how. IT took a bit, but i drowned them out, stopped trying to rationalize, and slowly the voices just stopped trying. I became a victor. So can you.

...Crap, hes here, outside the window. I have a day to observe. I gotta start packing. Ill continue later.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Holidays for All

We would like to think that even Slenderman, Ben, the Rake, and HABIT take a break in these most joyous of seasons. Merry Christmas And happy holidays from the Informants Crew.

"Be informed and Safe this Christmas." - Origin

"Happy holidays, Crazies. Go get stuffed and stuff" - Antithesis

"Hope you get some good tech for the holidays" - Binary

"Spend all the time you can with family while you can" - Experience

"Merry Christmas!" - Balance

"Don't Get drunk and do things you'll regret" - Judgement

"Uhh, they told me I could up some stuff up here too. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS! Remember not to take things too seriously and have some fun" - The Editor.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Name: Antithesis

Dammit, I hate writing. I was never good at writing. The closest I came to a blog was a diary that my sister used to have. Dammit, "Origin" is such a tightass.

Alright, so here's the deal. The boss is saying that we all have to make the introduction pages in the blog, and that I was up next. So get out your reading glasses and pull yourself up a good chair.

I can't tell you my name. That was part of the "contract". I would complain, but I'm getting payed, so what the hell. Instead, you guys can call me, ugh, "Antithesis". Boss-man gave us the names. The "Origin" guy. Even his name is pompous. Anyway, yeah, the pleasantries.

I've never been big into the whole "supernatural" thing. Fuck, I didnt even read any of these "slenderblogs" at first. I'm what you would call a skeptic. I don't believe that any of these little stories are real. I mean, seriously, a haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge? How low can you get on the creepypasta totem pole. All these things are stories, imaginings thought up by incredibly talented, or incredibly deranged, people. Even the ones that seem somewhat legit can be explained without use of some tall man in a suit. Still, thats why I was hired. Im supposed to be the guy they can count on to "Point out the obvious." and debunk things that the others might jump on as completely supernatural. Thats the reason for the name, they give the theories, I give the "Antithesis". At least thats what Origin says. I think its because he's too busy trying to pull out that stick shoved up his ass that he can't think of better names.

Signed on for 1 year minimum, mr. Boss. I can say all I want until I find another job.

Anyway, I'm done with introductions. You'll learn more about me though experience.

Monday, December 6, 2010

What Are We?

There seems to be a mass of supernatural activity that has claimed much of the internet as of late. From MarbleHornets to, There has been a Buzz of mysteries that we have seen a lot of you trying to solve.

We are here to help this situation, to investigate, to theorize, answer, But we know that we are not by ourselves. We are here to help and be helped.

We wish to act as a hub for all of those who wish to discuss what is happening out there. There are things that need explaining and people who desperately need help.

We wish to Provide.
We wish To Inform.
We wish to Be Informed.

So please come To The Informants.

The group hopes to be organized by the end of the week. We have accounts on several mediums in order to research and discuss things and are still recruiting those with first hand experience or those who have an interest in this research.

So until then, Be safe. Be informed.